Elderly individuals have experienced much more than we have, possessing wisdom, intelligence, and often being delightful company. However, sometimes, they may not be.
We have a joke that is likely to brighten your day. It revolves around a 90–year–old grandpa and his grandson, creating a memorable visit.
A man traveled to a remote rural area in his home state to see his 90–year–old grandfather.
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast with eggs and bacon.
Upon noticing a filmy residue on his plate, he inquired, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandfather responded, “Those plates are as clean as cold water can make them, so go ahead and finish your meal.”
During lunch, while eating hamburgers his grandfather had prepared, he noticed small specks along the plate‘s edge and a substance resembling dried egg yolks. He asked again, “Are you certain these plates are clean?”
Without lifting his eyes from his hamburger, the grandfather replied, “I already told you; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Don‘t ask me about it again!”
Later in the afternoon, as he was leaving to have dinner in a nearby town, the grandfather‘s dog began growling and prevented him from passing. He said, “Grandfather, your dog won‘t let me leave.”
Without taking his gaze away from the TV football game, the grandfather yelled, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
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